NEW Keep Calm And Carry My Cocktail - Funny Martini Cat Card with CUSTOM Options


A cheerful card for cat and cocktail lovers! This large card is printed from my original hand-painted watercolor on heavy, high-quality paper. No additional cost for personalization or shipping. Just add your own message for a memorable greeting!

Each of my cards is based on one of my original watercolor characters. This one is "Mattie," and she's quite the rebel. She talks other cats into clawing the furniture and pulling all the toilet paper off the roll, then shows them how to fake wide-eyed innocence when the humans come home. Even the dogs know not to mess with her!

All originals are hand-painted using watercolor and gouache on smooth, hot-pressed, 90 to 140-lb. watercolor paper. Cards are made using high-quality matte paper and archival inks. Mattie's story is included on the back of each card. Size is 5.5" x 8.5" and includes matching envelope.

If you have any questions, please message me. I hope you enjoy my work!

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Reviews (5)


Love 💘 these awesome cards..ordering friends loved getting them!!

Love love these.large and perfect for the times

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